Elfin Magic

Not gonna lie, I’m actually pretty intrigued about this Elf Rave you were attending. Unknown

Cat Woman Do

Because carrying one cat on your shoulder around Walmart doesn’t scream “crazy lady” as much as two would. That’s just good, crazy math. Unknown

#BlackFriday

This year I’m thankful for my powerful offensive line of “let me speak to the manager” moms blocking my way to kick-ass deals. Move it or lose it! Unknown