Just Because You Can…

I suppose when you have a Maserati you can do whatever you please to it. Like cover it in gold and suede as if it’s a purse that belongs to a loud-mouthed Italian broad in New Jersey. Unknown

That’s What’s Up, Doc

Back in my day we had to wait for funny t-shirt companies to put our cartoon characters in sex scenes. We didn’t have all this fancy new internet technology that let us watch random lovable cartoon characters perform heinous sexual acts on each other at the click of a button. Unknown

Always Tails

Real talk, that’s gotta tickle and itch right? Like how annoying would waking around with that random touch on the back of your thigh all day be? Ughhh. Unknown