Loafing Around

I mean, it makes sense. You don’t want to hurt your knees trying to find the perfect loaf of bread. What if you just casually grab a loaf only to find out it’s all smushed? Hate to have that happen to you lady. Unknown

Skin Tight Shorts

Looks like this nerd ran into the wrong bully at Walmart. You’re gonna need like 3 people to help you pick that wedgie out. Unknown