Shorts or No Shorts?

Are you wearing pants? Are those the flesh colored leggings that should be outlawed? I don’t know, and you see, therein lies the problem. Unknown
So Shiny

♫ Shiny, Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough. Strut my stuff; my stuff is so Shiny ♫ – Tamatoa the Crab Unknown
Tails, Tails

There’s not even a male version of Rapunzel I can call you. That should tell you all you need to know. Shit is gross by the way. Unknown