Fake Ass Elton John

I’m just saying, if you aren’t putting out bangers like Rocket Man and Tiny Dancer, you can’t just dress up like this dude. Unknown

The Sprout

Okay sweetie what style you wanna go with? – You ever see a turnip growing? Mmmmm hmmmmm I got you. Unknown

Bring On The Boobies

It’s Mardi Gras time and my man is ready to see lots of boobies with those 20 cent beads. Unknown