Twinkle Twinkly Naughty Star
Nothing makes a father more proud than his daughter flopping out her funbags in this middle of Walmart. Shine on little star. Unknown
Redneck Ingenuity
Redneck ingenuity. I love it. If I’m ever lost and stranded somewhere I certainly hope its with a redneck. Survival rate through the roof. Stranded with someone like myself? We’re dead in hours. We don’t even use up our whole food supply. Just dead. Unknown
My Little Pony
Either some little girl is about to get her birthday wish or this is just an odd dude driving around with a pony. I know where I’ll put my money. Texas
