The Minion Master

Pretty sure Gru is a good guy now. You can turn that frown upside down. Unknown

Hey Slugger

Bud, you gotta know the whole thing is just hanging out there. That weird tingling sensation you feel isn’t a weird premonition about baseball bats, it’s the breeze on your butthole. Unknown

Barefoot Bandits

Any parent would go barefoot so their kid could have on….dammit! Ain’t nobody got shoes on in this damn scenario! Put something on so every cart wheel in the store ins’t covered in your foot fungus. Unknown