Just Eat It
Okay, let’s for argument sake just agree we’re all going to get an “eat my ass” tattoo. Why on the shin? Seems like somewhere in the bottom 5 places to put it. Unknown
Bad Eyesight
Wowzers! How bad is your eyesight that you need a bird’s eye view of some new glasses? Unknown
Shipped My Pants
Shit happens. But, if I’m being honest, if it’s gonna happen Walmart seems like a pretty good place to have it happen. Nobody will even look twice when you do a bottomless walk of shame to the pants section. Unknown
