The Blow Job Bag

You think that swag bag works like the old Marlboro Miles? You earn enough points and you get merchandise? Feel like some dudes I know would have a PornHub yacht by now if that was the case. Unknown
Pay Me

I’m not sure anybody has parenting down perfectly, but I can definitely show you examples of parents who most certainly are at the bottom of the bell curve. Unknown
No Vertical

Rude. Kind of a foolproof plan, but still very rude. Unknown