Muscle Milk Man

Pretty sure my man just sat on a tub of whey and uses his cheeks to pop that can like Popeye does spinach right into his protein hole. Unknown

Future Back Problems

Nobody ever talks about the upside of drugs. “Sleep wherever you want” for instance, might be a selling point. Unknown

Ding City

Bonus points for honesty and overall pleasantness. I don’t want my car dinged up so I appreciate the heads up. Unknown