Merely Freshmen
Boys, boys, boys. I’d either like to hear the story of the shit you got into or salute your teammates / fraternity brothers for ignoring modern outcries and continuing with rookie hazing. Unknown
I Got Banged
Like fireworks? Like hidden jokes about getting f*cked? Then boy do I have the store for you! Unknown
Bambi’s Day Out
Ignoring the fact you have a pet deer, have you ever been to Walmart? This would be the last place I’d take my deer. That’s like tying your lasagna up for safe keeping in my mouth. It’s gonna get got. Unknown
