Backup Pants
I can’t tell if I should applaud your decision to wear another pair of pants on top of the flesh-toned ones or shake my head at the literal half-assed effort you made in doing it. Unknown
Bubble Soccer
It’s not so much you being in Walmart dressed like that which shocks me. I’m officially numb to that. What drives my curiosity is where you’re headed or have just come from. Quick guess, probably the weirdest soccer game ever? Unknown
Pipe Up
Those big loud pipes are more for the benefit of the ladies than his. Thankfully they can hear him coming for a few miles away with that loud high pitched annoying scream sound and they can hurry up and chain themselves to something sturdy to prevent them from rushing into the street and throwing themselves […]
