She Must Work Out

Just cram ’em on up your b-hole and get to whatever insane workout regime it looks like you’ve got planned. Unknown

Mini Pride Parade

Wear it loud, wear it proud. Even when you mom won’t let you put on your lion costume and go shopping at Walmart. Unknown

Anti-Vaxer

I mean, it sounds possible that thousands of doctors and scientists are all in on the same scheme to screw up your child. Lord knows it’s not your fault. Also, lets go ahead and assume you’re right. Would that actually be the greatest lie ever told? I’m not sure it is. Just saying, lots of […]