Taking A Trip To Clowntown

Can we pick another weird profession to make scary? I’m sick of scary clowns. How about magicians? Or like, murderous lawyers? I don’t care, just be creative. Unknown
Bugs’ Backhand

Because there is nothing anyone enjoys more than seeing their childhood sexualized. Awesome decisions like that really make me understand why you have a ponytail. Unknown
Let’s Talk About Sex

I doubt there is scientific research but I have to assume there is a direct correlation between a lack of sex and the amount of stick figures banging on your car that you have. Unknown