Extra Weight
Shoplifting?! Whaaaaat?!?! I just didn’t have a shopping cart to carry this in so I thought the best option would be the back of my coat. Makes perfect sense. Case closed. Unknown
Jurassic Mistake
Yeaaah hunny, not the type of roleplaying I had in mind. *Screeeeeeeaaaaccchhhhhh! Unknown
Ain’t Afraid Of No Ghosts
At first I couldn’t believe my eyes. But then I realized I’ve been to central Ohio and that dude is probably busy as hell. This time of year, there’s a haunted house or barn or maze or hayride like every 30 feet. Dude will be putting in overtime this month. Unknown
