That Drip

Listen pal, if you think I’m above cooking that bird for Thanksgiving then you don’t know my level of pettiness. Unknown

Bottomless Mimosas

To be fair, when you’re only wearing a total of 2 inches of clothing it’s difficult to feel if it’s no longer covering what it should. Unknown

Get Your Eagle On

I swear if I turn the corner again and see someone is spread eagle I’m just gonna lose it. Unknown