Talkin’ Bout Practice
Has anyone ever seen a nicely done Nazi tattoo? They all look like they were done by a high school kid practicing his tattooing in the dark. Unknown
Sit Here
You may want to go back to your optometrist because if you think you’ll get women to sit on your face, you’re seeing things that aren’t there buddy. Unknown
Hang On Tight
I mean, it’s gonna feel weird sitting that high up on you to press my balls against your back but I certainly want to make sure I’m following safety instructions. Unknown
