Eat My Fart
Because nothing says “Don’t mess with this badass” like some emojis! Tennessee
Boobs On The Brain
Hey titface! You ol’ motorboatin son of a bitch, I thought that was you, how are you? I almost came right up and copped a feelski on ya! Unknown
Paper or Plastic?
They say you’re only as fast as the slowest member of your herd and I feel like this virus has really highlighted which humans are falling behind in the pack. Unknown
Balls Out
I’m at the stage of quarantine when I look at this thirsty Instagram model post and all I think to myself is “Dammit, I miss sports.” Unknown
