Hanes Her Way

You know, this whole mask thing is really pissing some people off. I mean, they are really losing their shit over this whole thing. It’s a big mess and I can see why some are causing a stink. Unknown

The Bread Man

If the crazy pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 is looking for a spouse I think I might have the perfect match. Unknown

Slightly ImPERV-fect

One of those sleepovers where you hope you’re the kid who actually doesn’t get invited… Unknown

#Thirsty

Listen, I get it, times are tough right now. Who knows what will happen to this economy. Nothing wrong with finding you a doctor who will take care of you. It’s that liquid-gold digging. Unknown