Horned Up

At first, I wanted to let him know that it should be “Thicc” but now I’m assuming he means “thick headed” because only someone seriously dumb would fall for this line. Either way, an impressive amount of horny during Quarantine to get something put on your vehicle. Unknown
Let Down Your Beard

I’m just picturing a bunch of tiny Cornaviruses climbing up you’re Rapunzel beard. Unknown
The Bubble

I guess even Bubble Boy’s technology has improved a bit over the last 20 years. Still pretty dumb looking though. Unknown
Me Undies

If you’re wondering what a “Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo” is, please let me illustrate. Unknown