Along For The Ride
Geez. Toys R Us Geoffrey just doesn’t know what to do with himself. Don’t torture yourself by checking in on your more successful friend. That will just make you more depressed buddy. Unknown
Pretty Pete
I feel pretty Oh, so pretty I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn’t me tonight. Unknown
A-Holes
I hope that’s the truth. I’ll never die. Unknown
Meaty Legend
Maybe this is the Walmart version of Santa, where he just sits in the meat section and passes out Johnsonville brats to any kid that sits on his lap. Unknown
