Thanks COVID

This is what happens when sorority girls have to quarantine for a few months and they’ve got no reason to go through their normal tedious hygiene routine. Unknown

Rotten Taters

No wonder the produce I buy is always rotten by the time I get home. Unknown

Too Sexy

Didn’t know we were filming a Right Said Fred music video today. Unknown

The Queen

I’d bow down to the queen but then I guess you wouldn’t be able to do your royal duties. Unknown