Half Baked

So I’m standing in line, and the guy in front of me is buying a 10 gallon fish tank, a desk lamp, a black light bulb, and a big bag of potting soil. The cashier rings it all up and says, “So, what are you going to be growing?” The guy looks a little bit puzzled that she even asked and he thought for a minute and said, “Damn I forgot the tomato seeds…” I looked at him and chuckled and said “You know damn good and well you’re not about to use all of this stuff to grow some damn tomatoes!” He looked at me with a look of terror like ‘damn they know what I’m up to’. He paid for his stuff and walked out.