I was in Walmart a few weeks ago to get some groceries. This fat old lady was looking at some Miley Cyrus clothing. I walked up there to see who she was giving it to.
“Oh, really cute clothes!” I said.
“Yep, do you think an extra large will fit me?” She repied.
I coughed and just nodded my head. When I saw her again she was modeling her shirt to the fitting room lady. The shirt was skin tight and was so small. She bought the shirt. A couple days later, I saw her. Eww, she was wearing the shirt and, what looked like, painted on leggings. I can never get that image out of my head.
Hannah Montana,
