What A Hoot

I don’t even know where I stand on owls in a Walmart because I never thought the day would come where I would need to make my position on the issue known. You’re putting me on the spot here, and I hate you for that. That’s a real dick move. I guess I’ll stick with my no non-service animals in Walmart stand. Owls may be wise and can turn their heads around and give me Tootsie Pops but they will still probably take a dookie right on the floor and not think twice about it.

Georgia