Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? Ya sure i don't see…

At least the purse matches, right? Georgia

Who would have thought that the fanny pack was the second most embarrassing thing in this picture? Maryland

I am Batman. Texas

If a cheetah and a leopard decided to mate, this would be the result. California

How could you ever, ever, ever ever ever, E...V...E...R. think this is appropriate to wear in public? WOW!…