Wait- is… anyone watching that baby? I was distracted by the ferret.

A man who is clearly not allowed within 500 feet of a child celebrates every holiday at once.

Bro, we know it was you.

Another day, another bearded dragon crawling on someone’s head at the store.

Weird that the pet monkeys are being treated better at Walmart than some of the children.

Plunging into the darkest depths of human existence.