Piss & Run

So, I’m working 3rd shift at my local WalMart, stuck greeting, when this drunk guy wanders in off the parking lot. At this point his pants are falling down and he’s asking where the bathroom is, I point in that direction and he starts walking. At the same time a cashier is walking towards him, when he pushes his pants and underwear down to his ankles and starts running towards her (dingle dangling and all) and pisses all over the floor and on the freaked out cashier.