Spread The Word

Yesterday my mother and I were at Walmart. An overweight woman was taking up one of the aisles and I politely said “Excuse me.” She moved over and said, “Dont mind me, I’m just trying to find anti-itch cream. This rash has been driving me crazy! First it started here, (as she points to her female parts) then it started spreading right down my leg! I had to do something before it got out of control. Who knows where it was going to itch next!” I completely ignored her and walked away where I began laughing hysterically.