Car Trouble
There is no joke to this. You drove a f***ing car through a store. There aren’t harsh enough words to express what a moron you are. Minnesota
Umm, I Think You Forgot Something
What? It’s a new type of scarf. It keeps my back warm…mind your own busniess. Connecticut
Uh Oh
I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go. Washington
Mud Butt
I REALLY hope that isn’t what I think it is… Indiana