Getting Her Goat
This must be the poor man’s version of “not putting the horse before the cart”. Arizona
Caged Heat
I challenge you to think of a better animal to put in the back of a better ride. It can’t be done, so don’t waste your time. Arkansas
Easter Llama
I have a great idea! I’m going to dress up my llama as the Easter Bunny to freak out and confuse all of the little kids. Seriously, where does one come up with the idea of dressing up their llama to take to Walmart? Pennsylvania
Regular Staubach Over There
Hey maybe you guys could help me down, it’s a 3 foot drop and my legs aren’t what they used to be. Nevada
