Tag: bird

Bird Is The Word

Thanks for at least putting your bird in a cage. Second, that’s sweet that your bird helps you pick out beer. Finally, can I please join in whatever it is you got going on that involves beer, flashlights, and a bird because it has to be awesome. Missouri

Margaritaville Doesn’t Look Fun At All

“Oh no Ms., it’s cool, I love stepping in parrot sh*t whenever I’m buying celery.” Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section… Texas