Mistaken Identity

Ma’am could you ask your husband to please get up….Oh, that’s your son! Well, tell your son he is too big for a Volkswagen Beetle let alone a shopping cart. Unknown

Baby Booties

Sure it’s cute when he does it, but I roll into Walmart on a leash wearing a diaper and cowboy boots andIi’m asked to leave. Whatever….nice camo shoes Billy Bob. Florida

Do Not Try This At Home

We would like to once again stress “please do not attempt to imitate anything you see on this site. These individuals are the exact opposite of trained professionals, and you will probably get hurt, laughed at, and/or die.” California