The Quicker Picker Upper
Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy “Child Labor” laws. You already picked up as much dirt and dust off of the floor with your feet as you could, so it’s time to start the full body sweep now boy. Oklahoma
Don’t You Wanna?
Now go on! Get up there and get me my damn Fanta! Georgia
Just Hear Those Sleigh Bells Jingling
They are just testing a new stroller prototype. Sure it cuts back on safety measures a little bit, but I think we can all agree that the new sleek stealth design is well worth the risk of injuries. Pennsylvania
It Feels Like A Midget Is Hanging From My Necklace
I’m not a mother, but I’m pretty sure there are more appropriate ways to breast feed than just letting your kid swing from your tit while you push your cart up and down the aisles looking for lampshades. Oregon
