True Walmart Fashion

This guy is really on fire with that skullet and rocking socks with sandals….and the flame pants, yes the flame shorts are on “fire”. Dammit. Texas

If You’re Gonna Spew, Spew In This

Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet……Oh don’t mind me I’m just trying to think of new words to describe what I’m looking at because I couldn’t seem to find any that already exist….snalarfusus, rabbeldasher. Virginia

Look, But Don’t Stare

Listen green goblin, your reverse psychology won’t work on…..dammit, I looked. New York

Wrap It Up

Why would you think it’s a good idea to have your wardrobe made out of elementary school book covers? Sure they won’t get scratched, but you’re really giving up a lot for that minimal benefit. Pennsylvania