Scarecrows Don’t Talk
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we aren’t in Kansas anymore.” Yeah no sh*t, you don’t think I noticed the fact that I’m strapped into Miss ‘Why-can’t-I-find-a-good-man-to-give-me-a-real-baby’ over here?! Arkansas
Out For A Stroll
Often I find myself confusing Walmart with an appropriate place to walk your F***ING DOG! Tiny little precious Bella doesn’t need to be by your side 24-7, leave her at home for an hour! Florida
Hosed
I’ll give you points for creativity……unfortunately that’s all you get points for and it still doesn’t come close to bringing you out of the negatives on this one. Oklahoma
Two In The Pink
You dyed your dog pink. You dyed your dog pink. You… dyed…your dog…pink. YOU DYED YOUR DOG PINK! Man are you going to look stupid when you want to wear other colors. Washington
