Smooth Criminals

I was a student in high school at the time and was a cashier at the local Wal-Mart as a part time job. One Saturday, the CSM’s were coming around and telling all of the cashiers that there were two ladies back in the children/baby clothing and they were switching price tags on clothes, putting […]

A Date With Jill

My college roomate and I decided to go to Walmart at 3 am to buy supplies for a beer bong. (Yes, we were fitting in well with the other Wal-creatures) When we got to the checkout line, there was a creepy-looking 60-plus year old man in front of us. The man had 3 items: a […]

Put It Away

While at my local Walmart one Sunday evening, I am pushing my cart around the corner in the beauty section and notice a male in his 40’s with his penis exposed masturbating and top speed. He is staring in the direction of a lady and her young daughter, and how they did not notice him […]

Activia!

Ok, as embarrassing as this is, a few years ago I had the need to buy some medication for a yeast infection. I went to the closest and thankfully empty checkout lane to make my purchase when I was told this little gem from my cashier. “You know, next time you can save yourself some […]