Bragging Rights
I had made a Walmart run at 10:30 pm, since it’s the only store still open and I was in desperate need of some staple items. While standing in line at the checkout, I overheard the conversation of three punk teenagers buying a new stereo. They were discussing noteworthy arrests among themselves and their friends, […]
Status Update
It is not romantic to post love/marriage fantasies on a public Facebook profile of your bride to be. Especially when the fantasies take place at Walmart. Here is the post: As we were holding hands and walking through Walmart tonight, I realized that I’ll be walking through Walmart with you for the rest of my […]
You Know You Want Me
I was in our local Walmart today in Valparaiso, Indiana. I was with my mother and my 12 year old daughter. We were all very tired from our spring break outting and was in the store picking up a few needed items. The store was very busy as it was a Friday early afternoon. A […]
Oil Me Up
I’ve had the displeasure of working as a mechanic for the Wal-Mart Tire and Lube Express (TLE) attached to our local Wal-Mart for about a year now. Yesterday, this 40-something year old lady came in driving a 2009 Nissan Altima, beautiful car, very nice, 32k miles, pretty much brand new. Trouble is, I heard the […]
