It Makes My Dookie Twinkle

recentley in the Walmart in Garden City, Idaho (It is a a city surrounded by Boise on all sides, filled with meth labs, trailor parks, pawn shops, liquor stores, and a dozen tattoo parlors titled “Tattoo”.) I was running in to buy some plain white T-shirts for work and apparentley stumbled to close to the […]

Drinking & Driving

A couple of years back I was walking through a local Wal-Mart in South Florida with some friends. This was a Super Wal-Mart so they had clothes, food, electronics, all that jazz. As we are walking down the hallways we can’t help but notice something coming towards us. At this point we were walking through […]

Today’s Youth

While I was 19 years old, CSMing one night, I heard a commotion by the front restrooms. I mosied my way up there, to see 2 young college aged girls, one obviously very upset, the other comforting her friend. I didn’t pay much attention, and kept on to give them their “privacy” in the middle […]

Money In The Bank

As my husband, our good friends and I were leaving Walmart one night my husband spots what he thinks is a wad of dollar bills on the ground. He picks it up only to discover it is $1 wrapped around a piece of poo. Freaked out he drops the money and we look around for […]