All Plugged Up

So I was at work tonight and I went into the mens restroom stall and I paused, something black with a cord attached to it was hanging on the seat. A co-worker was in there also and I asked him what the hell it was?. He fished it out of it with the side of […]

Sick Wit’ It

This was about 4 or 5 years ago in a Walmart near Orlando. It was quite late at night, so not very crowded, but there happened to be a couple with two young kids near the photo station in the center of the store. One parent was carrying one child and the other parent was […]

Panty Raid

I was working at a Walmart outside of Baltimore. This very pale faced and shaking middle aged woman comes up to me. She doesn’t say a word, but in one hand she’s holding a pair of panties by the hanger. In the other was a glob of gooey stuff. I knew right away what it […]

Peanutty

My mom used to be a Customer Service Manager at Wally World. I went to pick her up one day, and as we were walking out this old lady grabs my mom’s arm and says she needs help. The following exchange took place: Mom- “What can I help you with, ma’am?” Lady- “My husband is […]