The Grassy Knoll
Well if you’re the type of person who would decide to keep a patch of lawn in the desert, you’re probably the same type of person that won’t maintain it either. Michigan
Shape Up Or Ship Out
My mullet, your mullet, her mullet, permmullet…. California
Bunyan’s Babe
It’s ‘Paul Bunyan and Babe the Big Blue Ox’ not ‘Paul Bunyan the Big Blue Ox Babe’. Arizona
Life Aquatic
Hey! Hey! Hey man, hold up. There’s a f***in’ Jellyfish on your head! Stay still, I’ll pee on it. Ohio