Speaking Furbish

Oh come on! Why didn’t anyone tell me Furbys were making a comeback?!?! Georgia

The Scorpion King

What job do you have with a haircut like this with the exception of ‘The Scorpion King’? Mississippi

Viva La Mullet

This could be one of the top 3 mullets of all time! Are you kidding me? It’s so short and businesslike in the front, and when you get around back there is a party that Hugh Hefner would be jealous of. Fantastic. Virginia

Angry Beaver

Ummm……you look like a beaver! There is no joke accompanying this at all. Your big, weird, creepy hair makes you look like a beaver. Unknown