Purple Nurple

C’mon, even your mohawk is sloppy and unkempt. Connecticut

Pin The Tail On The Donkey

I hate to break it to you but you are no longer a 7 year old kid and this is no longer 1993. How ’bout we snip off that little guy? Florida

Donald Daly

It looks as if Donald Trump and John Daly morphed into one big creepy (probably loaded off Miller Lite) being. Nevada

Hee-Haw

It’s as if he let a bunch of his drunk friends play pin the tail on the jackass…..err, I mean donkey. Unknown