Chewbacca Defense
Dear PoWM, what would happen if George Clinton, Henry Rollins, and a lion had a crazy threesome and wound up having a child? Washington
Davey Crockett ’09
Don’t you think barbers/hairstylists need to learn how to say no? Honestly, someone obviously needs to save him from himself, or else he is just going to keep having his tails out for everyone! Texas
Let Down Your Hair
Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!! It looks like a rolled up rug chillin’ on your dome! How/why do you put up with that? P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes. Ohio
Half And Half
I can’t decide if I want the Sinead O’Connor look or the always stylish mullet. I’ll just get the best of both worlds and put a brown stripe in between so people can pick which they like best. Virginia
