A Little Off The Top Please
There are over 620,000 words in the English language and yet somehow none of them do this ANY justice. New Jersey
Achy Breaky Heart
FYI: Real women don’t take hair styling techniques from old Billy Ray Cyrus album covers. Iowa
The Mullet’s Stepsister
Ahhh yes, the rare asexual female rat tail. Although rare, unfortunately they are not yet extinct. Virginia
Go With The Flow
Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down. Texas
