Mistaken Identity

Ma’am could you ask your husband to please get up….Oh, that’s your son! Well, tell your son he is too big for a Volkswagen Beetle let alone a shopping cart. Unknown

The Quicker Picker Upper

Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy “Child Labor” laws. You already picked up as much dirt and dust off of the floor with your feet as you could, so it’s time to start the full body sweep now boy. Oklahoma

The Walmart Crib: Black Friday Edition

This is absolutely ridiculous. How stupid and reckless could someone possibly be? There really needs to be some sort of parenting test that you have to pass. Florida