Urinal Cake

I worked at my local Wal-Mart for 5 years to get me through high school and college. This story takes place sometime in my second year.

I was working in the layaway dept. at the back of the store, which also has shared employee customer washrooms. I noticed a terrible smell coming from the men’s washroom, but didn’t think anything of it… everybody poops right? Anyway, about 20 minutes later a guy walked into the bathroom, does an abrupt about turn and informs me someone took a crap in the urinal! Unfortunately for me, I had to go in and check it out. Low and behold he was right. But the worst part was that you could actually see a hand print in the poop from where someone had scooped it out of the toilet! I’m so glad I didn’t have to clean that up, and the poor store standards guy who did was hungover from the night before.