What Not To Wear

What the hell? Seriously, I haven’t the slightest idea of where to even begin with you. I’ve written down like 14 different sentences on him/her only to keep deleting them because they don’t do enough justice in letting you know how baffled I am with your entire existence. Just know you’ve left me confused. A guy that has spent the better part of 4 years staring a shit stains and parts of the body that have no business seeing the light of day in public.

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