iVHS

About two years ago in Pittsburgh I was in the electronics section when I noticed a lady wanting to buy an iPod. At that time, the classic iPods that play video were fairly knew. After an employee came over she began asking questions about it. When I heard her say “We have a VCR player […]

Pants On The Ground

You know who wants everyone to wear pants? The Communists, that’s who. Wrap your head around that. Florida

Piss & Run

So, I’m working 3rd shift at my local WalMart, stuck greeting, when this drunk guy wanders in off the parking lot. At this point his pants are falling down and he’s asking where the bathroom is, I point in that direction and he starts walking. At the same time a cashier is walking towards him, […]

The Pink Panther

I worked in the Garden Center at my local Wal-Mart for a few months. When I opened one morning there was this older lady who came in right when I was opening up. She was wearing somthing really bright colored, too much makeup and had a really dark fake tan. It was like she was […]