WWIB: Thong Spotting

Listen, I’m not going to lie to everyone. I love thongs. Love ’em. Me and Sisqo are on the same page there. In fact, like every other high school male I spent more time staring at whale tails than I did listening to the teacher. However, I have to admit they aren’t proper in public […]
What Not To Wear

What the hell? Seriously, I haven’t the slightest idea of where to even begin with you. I’ve written down like 14 different sentences on him/her only to keep deleting them because they don’t do enough justice in letting you know how baffled I am with your entire existence. Just know you’ve left me confused. A […]
The Know It All

There may be hope for this generation after all. I’m sure our pals over at TheProudParents.com would agree this is a parenting win. Nevada
Ring, Ring, Call Waiting Ain’t A Thing

Converting cell phones into old landline style phones with cords – the most useless invention since the condom. Although it reminded me of this clip so I won’t complain too much. Unknown